Experienced Master Baiter

I was filling out a questioner online the other day with really weird sex questions

I thought it was for a fishing trip vacation but it was really for a job

This job was for a master baiter but I did understand clearly.

So then I get this call on the phone a couple hours later  http://www.azgfd.gov/h_f/fishing_glossary.shtml

HELLO

Aaa is this Dave? I says yes

Did you fill out an application for fishing

I says... I sure did… So he says great

It says here that you’re a master baiter over 20 year’s experience

I said it that gonna be a problem

He said no that’s great… have you ever caught crabs

I said there was this time in Seattle… AND hell yeah

 I got a boatload of them

Great he says you know any hookers and bring your own boner

You know you can hang your rod out the back

And get yourself a Hog or a Lunker anytime

I scratched my head

Really… I says

I have experience trolling the shark club for Hogs

But what the heck is a Lunker is that like a Cougar

Cause them bitches never seem to like me

Usually they like the young studs

So then he says Ahhh I meant I wanted you to be the

Master baiter on my crab boat.

So I thought for a moment and said

Gee I said I don’t really think I could do something like that in public

But thanks for the offer… and hung up.